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Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead (www.theonion.com)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where's the satire

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, we know some Gazians got away. It is hard to kill them too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure Israel will find a way. They've come this far, haven't they?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Israel hunted down Nazis after the war. What's to stop them from hunting down Palestinians after they wipe out the ones in the Westbank and Gaza?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Too real

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

For real

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Is that not the actual plan?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

This is funny because the satire is like reality but the reality is too sad .... which is why this is funny ... because it's supposed to be sad.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Technically the truth?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I thought the onion was supposed to be satire?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Winchester?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

well the onion's lathe of heaven has made a decision.