Is she sure she’s not dead?
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"And that person, whoever has pressed a button, shouldn't be working wherever they are."
Mistakes happen, although perhaps the system could be redesigned. It's likely a fault of a UI, I doubt it was malicious or entirely incompetent.
If she were a dad he would use the line "I'm not dead yet!" and laugh until everyone was sick of him...
No she was dead not dad!
Sounds like the assassins Scarborough Health Network hired under Premier Ford's new healthcare plan didn't do their job correctly.
She does kinda look like she was put together by Laconian repair drones
Bring out your dead!
Here's one.
I'm not dead!
‘Ere. He says he's not dead!
Yes, he is.
I’m not!
NHS England said they were aware of an issue involving an incorrect death registration which was rectified by the patient's GP but they do not notify the DWP of a death.
Let me guess, NHS England uses a version of Horizon, and DWP have special secret backdoor access into health records...
The miracles of modern medicine!
I mean… she only looks half alive…