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[–] [email protected] 163 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Dog teeth only have to last about 15 years.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also dogs aren't drinking soda, eating candy bars, or chugging orange juice.

Well mine didn't anyhow, idk about some of y'all.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

I mean, yeah

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wish I only had to last that long

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I once said that in a meeting and forgot I was in a work environment. Had to backpedal and explain I was joking.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

You can just gnaw on dog treats if you want. Like nobody is stopping you. My parents tried and failed many many years ago, but the sandy texture of the treats they bought was a major turnoff for me, so no need fam. If dentabones or whatever had been a thing back then I might have a different story..

Fun fact; most pet foods and treats are tested at some stage by humans for flavor, because animals can’t really give proper critique. So someone, somewhere, has probably already eaten them.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm a very small sample size being one guy who works in a dog food factory. But we absolutely do not test our products on humans. All our meat products are marked not for human consumption.

The seasonings and what have you are often tested by the npd crowd but I can't imagine a scenario where anyone would actually try the finished product.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The seasonings and what have you are often tested by the npd crowd

This is the “at some stage” portion, I assume (tho I don’t understand the lingo you are using tbh)

Dry foods are bland and flavorless kibbles without the flavor coating, often using the same meal for multiple lines, so you just test the coating. But other products don’t have that luxury, like wet foods and treats that have soft core or whatever.

Obviously nobody is consuming it as a diet, but they do test it :)

https://recipes.howstuffworks.com/food-facts/food-careers/food-taster3.htm

https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/i-just-found-out-that-dog-food-gets-taste-tested-by-humans

https://www.merieuxnutrisciences.com/na/sensory-and-consumer-testing-of-pet-food/

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In many places catfood and such is mandatory to be safe for human consumption.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Because people will buy it to eat when they can't afford real food...

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My understanding is that milk bones are basically cookies without sugar.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I haven’t tried those but the generic ones that were bbq flavor back in the 90s were made from flour and water and probably nothing else, and crumbled on bite into nasty wheat sand.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

My friend would eat Milk Bones occasionally when we were kids.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

That's how chewing gum has been marketed for as long as I can remember. Specifically Dentine.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

I mean, it’s right there in the name.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i really wish they made those chewing sticks for humans, chewing on a rubbery stick sounds amazing to my autistic mind

like that would instantly take me from middling tooth health to best teeth in the game, i'd be chewing those shits day in day out to the point that the dentist has to tell me to cut it down, not to mention how great it would be for jaw strength!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They actually do make those for people with sensory needs. They look like Lego's and are on a lanyard

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That's why I brush my teeth before having my bacon and eggs with coffee.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (6 children)

That's why I brush my teeth before drinking my orange juice.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Leave your degraded self-loathing to yourself and don't make us partake!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

....followed by chewing aluminum foil for iron.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

out of a metal tumbler 🤤

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure I've seen chewing gum advertised this way.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but the US dental association forced them to stop saying that it's as good as flossing. It's still good, just not that good.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Not as good as flossing but better than nothing*

*depending on sugar content that is

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

Probably because dogs only live like 10-15 years. Their little gnashers don't have to last quite so long... Then again they also like to chew up wood n shit so I suppose they go through a lot.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Those don't do shit, it's a scam

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Anecdotal. During my dog's checkup's they always say he has too much plaque and we can use those treats that clean their teeth. We've tried several different brands and they've never helped at all.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

One thing, does your dog actually crack the treats or can it swallow them whole? We thought the same thing with our large (not overweight, but still 16 lb) cats. Gave them daily dental treats, vet kept saying teeth are bad.

We switched to a new vet during a move who explicitly pointed that out to us, if they aren't actually chewing on and cracking them it does nothing. Got the same treat just made larger, way less dental issues.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

He chews them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Anecdotally, they at least make my dog's breath smell slightly better which makes him smell better since he licks himself

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There use to be gum with toothpaste grit and mouth wash in them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

in finland most of our gum just has xylitol in it

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bitch ain't heard of spearmint gum?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

There's these toothpaste tablets/pills, which you put into your mouth, bite on them and then they turn into toothpaste for brushing.

When I first saw those, I also thought, they'd somehow clean your teeth without brushing. Like, maybe they're one of those fizzy tablets, which I believe exist for cleaning fake dentures. Or when I then read that you bite on them, I thought, maybe they're like special chewing gum. But yeah, it's just toothpaste without the water.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Once I chewed a vitamin C tablet that looked like a TUMS. It was not like a TUMS. It was intended to dissolve in a glass of water.

It started fizzling and bubbling in my mouth, activated by the moisture that was there. I started intensely foaming at the mouth and almost threw up.

Good times, 10/10

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't Xylitol gum help do that?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Which if you give to a dog will kill it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (6 children)

We kinda do, we have the chewing sticks like mishwak

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

A carrot works pretty well.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

No one is stopping you from giving yourself a treat for succeeding with such habits.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's called sugar free gum. Enjoy.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Toothpaste is mint flavored also some chewing gums can have a cleaning effect (that’s no replacement for brushing but is better than nothing).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I think teeth cleaning doggie treats are probably just marketing.

Fast food would be teeth cleaning if it wasn't for the barest of regulations we still have in place.

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