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I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This one wins

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

OP said worst. That's the best.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Child actors in an elevator.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Might be my favorite bottle episode

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Riker and the boys go to Vegas.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Data listens to a deck of cards.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.

That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.

e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

riker shows a genderqueer person it's okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Picard learns to play the flute.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Picard explains why his post-scarcity techno-utopia can't give medicine to bronze-age dirt farmers and gets Shinzo Abe'd.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Security chief dies of contract negotiations.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Peple talk past eachother until they don't.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

He said "an" episode, not every episode

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Riker ghosts a three-fingered lady and the military arrests him.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Abraham Lincoln drops a hard R.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The gang visits Sherwood Forest

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Iowa man hauls grain, becomes involved in a minor diplomatic incident. Meanwhile, someone else on the ship wonders if he's fated to become his own ancestor.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.

A boy wants to be like Data.

Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Criminal engineer whines about his imprisonment for espionage even though it was done in the most humane way without even ageing him, abuses wife and daughter on release.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Zombie. Vulcans.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.

Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

A dive, a sex dungeon, and a junkyard are important stops on the way to a wedding. Two men both want to make their baby wet.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Janeway and Paris get it on.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The incel nerd guy is a victim of a data breach.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Kirk out-bluffs a child.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Y'know the worst episode of Stargate? Same writer, same plot, more racist, neon sets.

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