Time to scratch that ball itch

What Lesbians see when other lesbians threaten to let their nails grow

The thought of this person touching a microfiber cloth is too much for me to bear

Have fun snagging your hands on literally everything

What was the thought process? Nightmares.

Fuck you op

Those would break off in 0.01 seconds

This literally makes my skin crawl. I already bend my nails backwards picking up heavy awkward stuff.

This gave me the same visceral reaction as nail-based torture scenes in movies.

I'd poke my eye out.

Man, it has been a long time since the Internet has made me say "oh my god" out loud

yo let's go bowling

Scene: Customer walks into toilet, the door closes.

*Short pause followed by blood curdling scream"

Jump cut to outside, screams echo, pigeons fly away startled.

Quickly run those down a wool sweater.

IwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthem

There nothing we can do. The fingers must be amputated.

How to tell someone gets exactly 0 pussy:

Whelp I have a new strange phobia

Like a snails mouth

at least put in the effort to make them look like little hands smh

Noooooo :((

Those are some peak water polo nails.

i have goosebumps just by seeing that..

💀

Strangely looks like pasta.

Interesting how most people here are pretty horrified while I like the idea and think it looks a bit cool although it's very impractical.