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[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This is why I hate it so much when authors overstate their findings in abstract, which unfortunately is extremely common in medicine.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And next you know, someone cites them and concludes that coffee cures cancer.... Or causes it when drunk at exactly or above 41.33456 degrees Celsius or when.you drink more than 4 but less than 3 daily. Or was that chocolate? No! Red wine! It was red wine!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Oh my god exactly.

I work on a pretty neglected Neuroimmune illness ME/CFS (hence my username) with really low recovery rates whether treated or untreated (~5%).

And the number of “clinical trials” of things like “Graded Exercise Therapy” or “CBT” or “Acupuncture” or [insert random supplement] that claims to “cure” the condition is so large. Except these trials all rely on subjective outcome measures and none are placebo controlled, oh and ofcourse the results never last in long term followup.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

They only need to last long enough for the results to be published /s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Hey fam, as a person with ME/CFS who works in healthcare, just wanted to say that I appreciate you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also, I think it's downright absurd that MECFS gets ignored so much. That shit is way more common than we like to admit and it can turn a healthy person into a massive drain on everyone around them (ignoring their own suffering, of course). Like, you would think we'd be super motivated to fix this shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

haha agree, suprised to find so many people knowledgeable about ME and pwME on this page, is there a Lemmy server for it?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Turns out alcohol has zero benefits and it was legumes all along.

Eat yo damn beans people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

You can use grapevine leaves for wraps or rolls. 🥬🫘

[–] Eyck_of_denesle 2 points 6 months ago

I need some source for this cause I know people were just making an excuse to drink when they say this.

Also what's academic research. Do I gotta go back to college for it? It sounds interesting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Not just medicine, it’s common especially among celebrity scientists but they’re too famous to be called out. Doug Tallamy comes to mind.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I write my papers then find sources. Confirmation bias at its finest

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Isn't this how everyone does it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

This is the way.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Best I can do is abstract and discussion. Take it or leave it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

don't forget skimming the paper for quotes and or handy graphs if you're feeling ambitious

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

TIL I was ambitious. And here I thought my attitude of, "I can skip these 2 papers and still have a solid C," made me kind of a bum. NOPE! I skimmed so many papers.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I cited research I had no access to but read the paragraph in wikipedia that cited it and copied its citation

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I got called out on that once in a seminar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How did they know you had no access?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He was presenting on Linux using Libre office.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Last slide was

I use Arch, btw

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

bro has 250 I.Q

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (5 children)

As a scientific researcher I am amazed at everyone being all like "yeah me too."

#WHAT

How you about to be citing something without being 100% sure it actually supports your claim? That shit could easily have a bunch of qualifications you don't know about!

#ALSO

Bruh. If it's worth citing, it's worth reading the whole paper. You might learn something or gain inspiration for future work. Plus, you know, always be learnin, yo.

......

You guys are gonna hate me.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I was aiding in a peer review and was diligently checking citations and sources to find that the majority of sources used had relevant titles but did not support the claims the author was making... I pointed these out and was removed from reviewing with the professor saying I needed to offer positive comments only ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I am sorry, but what is wrong with your professor? You were doing exactly what you are supposed to do in a peer review. You should go look for things that are wrong or should be improved and only if the paper can withstand that process, it should be published. Only providing positive comments is really harmful to the scientific process and, in the end, to society.

To be honest, I think I reject more than half of the papers that I review. The rest require major or minor revision. It is not that I have a target or anything for how many I need to reject, it is just that most papers are of such low quality that I cannot do anything else. I think the number of papers I reject is quite normal in my field.

So, not all your comments need to be positive. If there is reason to be positive, you should mention it. And your comments should be constructive and respectful, but definitely not always positive.

In the case you are describing where the authors seem to only have read the titles of the papers, I would definitely reject. This is fraud. You are saying you did a literature study and you did not. So, I would be quite clear about that. I would also be a bit angry that they wasted my time. So, in my opinion, that is how a reviewer should respond in this situation, not with only positive comments.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

TBH I don't really care to read the bibliography sections where you recommend 4 or more books or studies from over 2 decades ago because their works laid the groundwork for a hypothesis that you very succinctly proved that there is not enough evidence to declare confidence in even with all your additional primary source data.

But yeah, not the abstract. I agree on that. They've at least gotta open the study.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Sometimes. Sometimes it's an intro sentence that already has 2 citations and just needs a 3rd, and you just find a paper with more measurements and the same conclusions.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

There was a specific number that was repeated across a lot of papers in my field, always citing the same source.

That source did have the number, but it cited another paper for it, which itself cited yet an older paper. Im not sure where the citations went bad, but that last paper for not actually contain the value everyone waschain-attributing to it.

The number was fortunately still correct though (and people would have noticed pretty quickly if it wasn't).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I was recently cited for quoting a statistic. Thankfully the statistic was accurate.

Now I am the xerox of a xerox.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Cite the people who already quoted the source (The internet, as cited in Lemmy, 2024).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Lemmy et al

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Excuse me, where is your doi link?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

If there is, I sure as shit don't know.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Lol at that paper.

My favorite part about Dunning-Kruger is that I see extremely wrong explanations of it all the time. While being wrong isn't exactly what Dunning-Kruger is about, it's usually what those wrong explanations think it's about.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Or cite their work based on titles... Meh, close enough.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Playing 4D chess here - I write what I already think, find someone else who said it, and reference them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Honestly if the abstract can't deliver a succinct and accurate summary of the findings and their limitations, then it's probably a bad paper that you wouldn't want to cite.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think, the bigger problem is when the abstract tells that everything is all nice and simple, but in reality it's not

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

... Is it ever?

If you have to end every sentence with outliers aside... Then maybe people should understand that they are talking about the norm. Not your fringe anecdotal cases lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I've been far away from academia for a long time, but last time I read papers on voice processing it went something like this:

Abstract: we've achieved [very good results] using this one simple trick…

Body: actually, we will maybe not tell what was the corpus we used to measure how good we are. We're also going to omit several important steps where they can be omitted nonchalantly, so that reproducing what seems to be a thorough description will be a pain

So, I don't know if it ever is all nice and simple, but man could it be better if things were always done in good faith and professionally

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

To be fair, a lot of good researchers have trouble creating succinct abstracts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I pasted a bunch of scientific papers to a canvas and called it abstract art.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

This is the only way, not enough hours in the day to dedicate to reading everything that is demanded. I gotta have time for lunch and perform my actual job.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Can confirm, my professor wife say yes, this is what she does.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

This but the first half of the introduction and then the conclusion. I often end up throwing people's citations back in their own face because they clearly only read the title.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Hey gibberdee rewrite this paper as Dr Seus

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