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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Hollywood would never make Dude, where's my car.
Because of woke
hexedbear will say that movie sucked and was bad, because they hate men.
Women can make out and touch each other and they would still be considered completely 100% straight and just playing around, but if I grab my bro’s nuts and give him a kiss, suddenly I’m gay
Ummm Magic Mike was for me actually
When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun
BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 RealGirl doll with 10-speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus, self-cleaning semen collection tray, and optional built-in orgasm simulation via surround sound feedback, hes called a pervert?
Men already do have a movie like that. It’s called “Lords of the Lockerroom” and it has a 9.4/10 rating on IMDB. This user review snippet describes it perfectly:
"Lords of the Lockerroom" is not merely a film; it is a transcendent journey into the very heart of the human experience. Its narrative complexity, visual poetry, and philosophical depth demand intellectual engagement, offering a cinematic experience that lingers in the mind long after the credits roll. In a landscape oversaturated with mediocrity, this magnum opus stands as a testament to the transformative power of cinema, inviting viewers to question, reflect, and ultimately transcend the confines of the ordinary.
Magic Mike 1 is just Coyote Ugly, but without the chill dude from Rosanne.