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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

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I bought her the Cybertruck kids coloring book and she never opened it or colored any of the beautiful pages that had portraits of Elon. She called me "cringe" to my face and also behind my back (no doubt a word she learned from her b*tch mother, my ex wife). Bros, what do I do to win her over? Should I buy her an NFT?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Show her the full potential of your cybertruck by letting it cut off your fingers

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"omg dad your finger is cut off!"

"that's what the loony left infected with the woke mind virus WANT you to believe" my-hero

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

NTA - You should give her an opprotunity to really experience the comforts & capabilities of the cybertruck. I suggest car-camping from the trunk in a grueling month-long cross-country roadtrip to the grand canyon(or other steep embankment) ala A Goofy Movie™️.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Good idea, I can use my $3,000 tesla camper package that totally isn't two tarps duct taped together.