It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.
Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.
Rule 3: No sectarianism.
Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome
Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)
Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.
Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.
Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to [email protected]
Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again
I got banned before I could respond that "chill" and "go for a walk" are two phrases that will have no context in a few decades
*edit for the link: https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/r1m98v/this_thanksgiving_im_grateful_for_a_president_who/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Oh boy, Hexbear got a shoutout in the comments! We're famous!
And apparently we're all tankies!
:astronaut-2::astronaut-1:
:lets-fucking-go:
We’re barely a year old and we’re already the Reddit boogeyman
And we’re not even on Reddit!
Damn right we're all tankies. I'm an anarchist but I still get called tankie a lot by libs, at this point all tankie means is that you are a leftist and the person arguing with you has run out of things to say.
Had to check it out, the account that posted the hexbear mention has to be some elaborate bit slash advertisement account by someone here, it's hilarious :michael-laugh:
Look.
I'll keep this short as my therapist has recommended I stop using social media.
You have been infiltrated by the worst kind of leftist scum: hexbear-tankies.
They are sick to their core, make fun of critical thinkers that question this new normal and have no respect for valid professions like housing providers.
and
These hexbear can be identified by their sicko-tag they proudly wear.
Naw that's a real account they put a bunch of our :reddit-logo: accounts on blast in an r/conspiracy post last month..
Serves us right for having :reddit-logo: accounts honestly
They say they are not but they have created hexbear-communism to try and Make the murderous commie sickos seem palatable to Western people.
Is this the reason we're here? Sounds based but I must not be getting the memos.
Hexbear-communism is where instead of building international worker solidarity you just post screenshots of tweets
What the hell they didn't mention me? Guess I gotta post harder.
I just sent them, u/A_truth_warrioress a PM on :reddit-logo:, inviting them here to come discuss the situation with us.
Hey. I am a regular person who also frequents hexbear.net. I'm not sure if you're a "bit" account - that is, I don't know if you're actually also a hexbear.net person who is saying this stuff as a bit/joke, maybe even as a way of giving us notoriety or something.
If so, awesome! But if not... if you're actually concerned that me and the other hexbear.net people have some dark agenda... please come talk to us. I mean, yeah, we have the pie in the sky hopes that capitalism will finally succumb to it's inherent contradictions and socialism->communism can be built in its stead, but "that's just like our political view man." I mean, capitalism is killing the planet and needs to go, yes?
But seriously, come on the site and have a discussion with us. Air your grievances with us and what you think we're wrong about, or what we're doing wrong. I dunno, I'm just some drunk leftist guy who wants left unity, and has seen your posts and laughed (not in a mean way, but in like... that's hilarious someone thinks that of the site I post on kind of way).
I don't know. Obviously, it's up to you. But I for one promise not to be an asshole to you, assuming the sentiment works both ways.
There is also the very unlikely and amusing 1 in a million chance you're a fed. And if that's the case... keep doing what you're doing. You're making hexbear look cooler than it is. But if that is indeed the case that you're an op, my invitation to come talk with us is rescinded. heh
:yes-hahaha-yes-l:
:sicko-yes:
This is what I'm saying the reddit award is a pipeline for fiat currency laundering while reddit establishes a NFT exchange to dilute the power of blockchain while funneling fiat into the soros-xi globalist sickos who in turn pay these hexbear operatives to astroturf subreddits with their bot army they tried to use russiagate as a limited hangout but I have stumbled into something bigger if I'm wrong then explain why so many accounts involved in the antiwork-LSC-chapotraphouse propaganda machine are here harassing me as I try to spread the truth of their sinister ministrations.
I almost inhaled my tea
Yeah they're not ok I don't think.
I think this is what you mix getting brigaded by Hexbears with a mental break.
In their post history they mention their therapist telling them to stay off social media.
In their post history they mention their therapist telling them to stay off social media.
Specifically because we are apparently targeting them:
Seriously, thanks whoever sent this to me from here. I also lost my phone (fuck you Cindy) and I restarted therapy. She said I need to stop using social media so much since that is where the hexbear-tankies target me.
I didn't see that until after I invited them here.
If it's not a bit, I probably just totally confirmed that delusion.
I feel like mentioning every other, extremely-online post you make how your therapist told you to stop using social media - I feel like that just confirms that it has to be a bit. Right? ...Right?
I mean... yes. Here's the response I got:
from A_truth_warrioress
sent 2 hours ago
YOU CALL HEXBEAR
then,
Look.
I had an account but was banned for QUESTIONING the tenets of MARXISM like
1.) Accepting the new normal.
2.) Desiring a globalist communist hegemon.
While I may not agree with the current president he is not the communist or even socialist he is put out to be.
I see how you treat A O C and A N T I F A looter types there.
When Van Spronson died ... I wept.
I was banned when I questioned this Gates - Soros - Clinton - Epstein plan to m4$K and in00cul4t3.
I have an account and many more, I am writing a paper to read at CPAC (my dad goes every year) blowing the lid off this cabal of INFLUENCERS you can hexbear.
For my mental health, I’m assuming it’s a bit.
Lmao wait til this loser hears that we have mods in half the subreddits they use on the site.
The long march through the Subreddits.
It's 100% a bit I don't know how people can think otherwise, but like I said when it was first posted the person should have asked before linking my reddit account in the post
The thing is, if you look at the accounts they named, they didn't just link popular power posters. (For example, I was on the list and nobody on this site knows who I am because I make like one post a day).
The accounts they linked are accounts that dipped into r/antiwork in a few choice threads to clown on people talking about HB in the first place.. Like it seems like a strange amount of effort to only find accounts that followed this weird set of rules to post.
I'm not saying it's a 0% chance it's a bit, but I really don't think it's 100%.
My inference is that those are threads people posted here to brigade
They are
Edit: I guess my point is, if it's a bit account there are too many weird things about it.
•They put a bunch of our accounts on blast. OK, maybe someone took a bit too far, that by itself wouldn't be that weird. Or maybe rather it's weird, but believable.
•Rather than choose accounts from regular posters, they select a weird subset of accounts that only participated in a few exchanges.
•Why post this bit on r/conspiracy, a reactionary subreddit? If you're going to do this bit and you can do it anywhere, why would you choose a reactionary subreddit and not a lefty one where someone might get the joke?
Again, none of these individual pieces exclude the possibility of a bit account, but I think all these pieces together make it less likely to me.
IDK they probably just chose usernames that posted in those threads that they could tell were users here not in regards to how popular they are, and the language of the posts clearly reads like a user here doing satire(use of 'sickos' etc) trying to entice people here , also once someone complained about the usernames being posted in the thread about it here the comment containing them was deleted
and iirc they posted similar things in a few places like antiwork not just conspiracy
Im convinced it's a bit poster from here who kinda fell flat, but if not it's a enver style person not a standard chud
That these subreddit infiltrators self identify as sickos and change their flair to that whatever they can. It started as the chapotraphouse but they were co opted by CCP & Juche ideology to being a campaign of marxists apologia and to develop far leftist ideology called hexbear-anarcho-communism to make it more palatable to western people. They are supported by foreign money they dont even try to hide it. Using their violent jokes and memes as a way to corrupt Americand
:sicko-wistful:
They are supported by foreign money
WHERES MY MONEY XI
they were co opted by CCP & Juche ideology
:juche-boi: LMAO
No liberal knows what Juche is lmfao
Back at that time, it was widely accepted to be a bit account. But it is becoming more and more clear those of us who assumed that were mistaken and it's fucking hilarious.