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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago

We have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

Haha literally reads like an onion article.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are we going to have to literally eat the rich to get rid of them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well, we can feed them to a more honest kind of pig

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

OpenAI's new safety team... Is only focused on keeping endless growth safe.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Conflict of interest? What's that?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Edit: Omg sorry I was thinking of Steve Huffman idk how I got them mixed up.
As far as I know Sam Altman was not moderator of that sub.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

They always find pictures where he just.looks.like a criminal and it's amazing every time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

He was gone for like 5 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm just curious, how did you miss that? 😅 It was the biggest story in tech like 6 months ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I knew they kicked him and something about Microsoft, but I lost track there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

^Edit: typo^

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was like the next morning they had hired him back and started pretending it never happened. I think MS threatened to shut them down and take what they’d paid for.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

After the employees sent around a letter talking about their market position as what was, in theory, a nonprofit, and Lemmy licked that bullshit up with a fervor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

With a vengeance

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

S.Altman be like: That's too sweet. We don't want it here.