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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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If there was a gooning for food it would be like shoving food down your throat for hours without chewing, the way goon videos are made dehumanizes the subject and leaves only the humanless sex, gooning also takes hours of a person's day being stimulated instead of spending it interacting with other humans or doing something they like.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Gooning is the opiate of the masses

-Carl Marks

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Gooning is bourgeois decadence

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Going to the park on a sunny day is just gooning for grass-touching.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Malakas has been a greek insult for a pretty long time, the spoiled masturbator archtype has been around for a while shrug-outta-hecks