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It took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like me
Close but its actually "cock and ball torture".
Source: I have the same one >!/s!<
load bearing tone indicator
“cocks from 26 different men”
But I don't like coffee 🤔
double cock for you then
Hot 🤤
your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length
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Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle.
Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone.
Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative.
(The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)
Sorry we don’t serve depression today
not a bad day plan tbh
Is this a linux channel?
Yep, this is the daily routine of a Linux user.
"I use Arch btw" is code for "dm me your dick pics"
I really need a night cock.
Start your day with coffee to get going.
Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy.
End your day with cock for a good night sleep.
Cockles?
Cockerdoodles
Cockerdiles?
Cockatoos
Interesting tail.
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
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