this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 140 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like me

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Close but its actually "cock and ball torture".

Source: I have the same one >!/s!<

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

load bearing tone indicator

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

“cocks from 26 different men”

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But I don't like coffee 🤔

[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle.

Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone.

Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative.

(The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sorry we don’t serve depression today

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

not a bad day plan tbh

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yep, this is the daily routine of a Linux user.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"I use Arch btw" is code for "dm me your dick pics"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I really need a night cock.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Start your day with coffee to get going.

Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy.

End your day with cock for a good night sleep.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Interesting tail.