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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Ingredients are as followed

  • (storebought not homemade) Gnocchi
  • half an green pepper
  • half an tomato
  • heinz tomato sauce
  • tinned tomatoes
  • several mushrooms
  • mixed herbs
  • A shit-ton of three cornered onion
  • roast chicken

Garnish has

  • three cornered onion bulb
  • oregano
  • Big heaping spoonful of cream cheese
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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I don't think you understand what FoodPorn is

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I don't know shit about food but, don't people usually clean the edge of the plate before taking a picture?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Porn ("Pornography")

Printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement.

While this might be food, there's literally nothing exciting in that picture.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is like randomly finding one of those pictures of genital diseases with blisters and everything and calling it porn because it depicts sexual organs

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is the kind of porn you usually find on 4chan

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is the kind of porn you usually find in a plastic bag in the woods.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hmmm, "Shit on a brick"... funny name. I used to like eating "Shit on a shingle"= Army's chipped beef in gravy on toast

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I came to the comments to find out WTF a three cornered onion was but left having very much enjoyed OP getting shat on for his plate of je ne sais quoi

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I guess people are more interested into the edge of the plate than to what's inside

this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2024
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