I'm the reincarnation of this horse
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I believe that I, a white American, was Chiang Kai-shek in a past life. Many Tibetan Buddhists have told me this. I am the true ruler of China and I ask that Xi turns over governance of the country to me
My ancestry is like, the dumbest guys in Europe. We got dudes who lost everything in the English Civil War, loyalists in the American revolution who moved into Canadian land promised to slaves who rebelled to fight for the bri'ish and Bavarian guys who hit dirt with sticks for a lifetime until figuring the early 20th century would be a fantastic time to go overseas and be German, so they pretended to be Belgian a couple times because it was easier. My uncle did a whole genealogy thing when he found out he was weirdly closely related to his childhood BFF. The furthest dude on my dad's side he can find is a fella who went by the name Roundhead Smith.
Edit: between the loyalists and the war of 1812, they did kill a lot of Americans, so there's that.
Among posters, SorosFootSoldier, Among steeds, Red Hare
my most notable ancestor was named Clyde, but he was remembered by his people as a word they used for "Diarrhea". he was walking down the path one day and after eating some particularly rotten seagull eggs a day earlier [while searching some sea caves for wrecked salvage], stopped to have a shit.
he slipped on some moss and clonked his dome open as his b-hole blew out completely all over his sandals.
when he was found, they assumed he had "literally shit his brains out."
the year was 1993. he was my father.
Pretty fucked up that my great-great...-grampa Lu Bu cheated on my great-great...-grandma with your great-great...-gradmother like that. My side of the family always thought he was honorable and steadfast and this changes everything.
If there's one thing Dynasty Warriors taught me, Lu Bu's always looking out for number 一.
My ancestor is Kong Ming, but not the one from Romance of the Three Kingdoms - actually the one from the anime Ya Boy, Kong Ming
good point, i am actually a descendant of Chanyu Modun, great unifier of the Xiongnu people 
it's actually semi-plausible for a european cause Huns as allies & enemies went to most the provinces in the roman empire except Africa, more plausible than Genghis Khan whose grandkids were only brushing up against Poles & Hungarians
Lu Bu is probably legitimately everybody's ancestor.
Good post, wrong comm
My ancestor was Lou Poo
my ancestors were regular folx who loved to grill and that's plenty to be proud of 
My ancestors are all skeletons, and I know they will all be proud when my own bones haunt the graveyard 