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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cutting microplastics out of my diet, replacing with macroplastics

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

It's a delicacy in some cultures.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Since balls are a natural filter for microplastics, I'm only drinking cum from now on

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How frequently do you replace your ball filters?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Every 3 months, according to the manual. Or you could just switch over to cum from a different set of balls and not have to change out anything. This is where truck stop glory holes really come in handy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm cutting microplastics out of my diet because of water

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Microplastics are a leading cause of water.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Supersize Me with Whiskey.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Would I get sick from consuming nothing but Jack for thirty days, or is the surgeon general a stupid pussy? My name is TankieTanuki and I'm ready to find out!