CloutAtlas

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

It is.

Kosovo is {科索沃|kē suǒ wò}

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago

Deutschland

Deutsch

De

{德|dé} (meaning moral or virtuous)

{德国|déguó}

[–] [email protected] 32 points 14 hours ago

Bigger red flag than being the guy that releases the rope for guillotines

[–] [email protected] 55 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Flying back to Saudi Arabia from NYC with a huge axe for a single execution is barely worth the return flights these days, thanks Democrats.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

It's the flag of St George, though, could be just a regular gammon from TERF Island

[–] [email protected] 33 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

I'm assuming the reply is in Arabic because the chud in OP's image is named "Templar" and has the Christian Cross and the English flag.

Burger implies the poster is also unhealthy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Could be a Kiwi.

Have you heard them say "not bad"?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago
  1. Scary

  2. Sporty

  3. Baby

  4. Ginger

  5. Posh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Um akchually

It's Her turn cedar-rapids

I will be writing in Hillary Clinton for the National People's Congress of the People's Republic of China.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Scott Morrison flees to the outback to try and save his own ass, accidentally runs into the Pine Gap perimeter and gets domed by a trigger happy seppo security guard.

He ascends to Hillsong purgatory, which I believe is a 24/7 never ending Australian Idol season, he's stuck in the live audience and the exits are locked.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagining one Chief Wiggum-esque cop losing all 23

Cue montage:

  • Chasing a suspect over a chain link fence, drops gun as he climbs over the top, while hesitating on whether or not to continue the pursuit, a stray dog picks it up in it's mouth and runs away

  • Peeing in the bushes during a stakeout, pants around ankles. Suddenly called to action, he tries to spring into a sprint, falls on his face because pants are around ankles. He tries again this time with both hands pullin up his pants as he does an awkward high knee jog, camera pans back to gun just on the ground, forgotten

  • On top of a washing machine at a laundromat. Oblivious cop wearing nothing but white boxers with red love hearts, as if he literally had no other clean clothes in his possession fails to notice the gun inching away from him due to the vibration of the machine, it falls into the gap between machine and the wall

  • Pickpocketed by a monkey at the zoo

  • Duct taped to a white singlet, Die Hard style, but the singlet is in a dead mall's lost and found

  • At a wishing well, cop with a coin in one hand and the gun in the other throws the gun into the well

  • Pickpocketed by a second, different monkey at the same zoo later that day while hiding behind cover as gunshots, people screaming and monkey cries are heard in the background

  • Left on top of the squad car, slides off as he turns a corner

  • Under the seat of a shitty old car, camera cuts to the exterior as it's crushed into a cube

  • Inexplicably inside a vending machine in between snacks and candy bars

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(meat is in the image on the packaging, and there is chicken bouillon in the flavour packet)

Context: {北京|Běi jīng} Mala Instant Noodles is a Chinese instant noodle made in {南街村|Nán jiē cūn}, a Maoist village in Henan that refused to follow Deng's liberal reforms and remained communist to this day. The villagers collectively own the Nanjie group that guarantees employment and runs over 20 different enterprises, largest of which produce foodstuffs such as beer, flour, and noodles amongst other things. The workers are paid 30% of the profits as cash and 70% is re-invested into public works. Villagers enjoy free housing, electricity, gas, healthcare, transport and education from kindergarten to university/vocational school. Furniture and essential electronics are also provided to every household for free.

 

My proudest posting achievement by far.

 
 
 

Alt title: The irrefutable case for bullying

 

{毛主义万岁|máo zhǔ yì wàn suì}

 

Activation phrase: Tremendous. October. Cadillac. Swamp. Jack. Hostage. Orange. Derail. Lebanon. Crooked. Tariff. Meta. Balloon. Beautiful.

Geriatric Agent Voronkov pulls out a dust covered bag and sets off to sabotage various economically significant structures like the Francis Scott Key Bridge and the World Trade Centre

 

Note: this has technically been the law for a few years but it was not enforced, esp during COVID, nor did many smaller hotels have the software needed to even enter foreign names. Certain chains had a 3 character limit on the name field and because guests legally had to register their ID, they couldn't accommodate. Other short stay hotels wrongly assumed they needed special licenses to house foreigners like long term accommodation.

 
 

On the image:

"IDF Standard Issue"

"National warranty, no transaction fee"

"Suitable for shredding multiple top confidential documents simultaneously"

And in the comments itself:

"This product is portable, can shred evidence of war crimes AND embarass Israel on international TV? This is too good to be true"

And

"Can I still use it if I'm not having a temper tantrum?"

And

"I can't fault the guy for promoting an efficient Chinese product"

 
 

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/15/business/china-gdp-q1.html

manhattan it is 2022, the libs say China will not recover from post COVID lull

manhattan it is 2021, the libs say China will not recover from harsh, extended COVID lockdowns

manhattan it is 2019, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash for cracking down on Hong Kong riots

manhattan it is 2018, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash over ~~Adrian Zenz's fever dream~~ the Uyghur genocide and Trump's trade war with China

manhattan it is 2016, the libs say China will not recover from an aging population and a lack of youth to replace them due to the one child policy and wasting money on an aerospace program

manhattan it is 2014, the libs say China will not recover from Xi's crackdowns on corruption and corporate greed, military spending and renewed efforts to claim the South China Sea

manhattan it is 2010, the libs say China will not recover from wasting trillions into a national high speed rail system

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