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A flawless strategy (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 182 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I had to read that 5 times to figure out there as a missing period between "working" and "time".

Its still funny though. While we're here in this comment, let me tell you some fascinating things about the B-29 you're standing next to. Did you know that during the war....

[-] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago

I'm noticing a disturbing lack of punctuation recently.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago

Yeah it's especially annoying when people write long winding complicated sentences and use no punctuation signs whatsoever it's so infuriating!

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

I don't... know which, is worse... too much punctuation, or, not enough punctuation...

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Definitely none. While your comment is annoying, at least it's legible without needing to be read 17 times.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Also, the run on sentences aren’t that bad it’s the multiple sentences with a missing period between the two that suck.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

It's working time!

[-] Zamotic 11 points 1 month ago

I read it 5 times, and couldn't understand it until I saw your comment. So thank you!

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

time to learn about punctuation.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Just another strategy, she clearly wants to date a Nazi, grammar or otherwise.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

At first, I was trying to figure out what "working time" meant here and thought it must be some other gen-z slang my old ass doesn't understand.

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

This would work on me if I wasn't just going to have a pleasant discussion about the airplanes and then tell her to have a nice day, because I'm not going to just assume she's into me because we both like old airplanes.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I once got a tattoo from an artist who was cute and, in hindsight, clearly into me. Just the two of us in the shop, showing me photos of other designs while leaning very close, etc.

I commended her artwork, paid for the ink and left. Still kick myself thinking about it, we are not the most intuitive creatures.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago

And you didn't because then you'd just be another customer hitting on someone who's just trying to do her job. Just like I'd just be another asshole hitting on a woman who's just trying to enjoy airplanes.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Similar story for me

I was in a hostel in Berlin and I'd had a fun time with this girl and a few others in a bar the night before. She had a nice tattoo on her arm and I complimented on it, she then took off most of her clothes and showed me her other tattoos but I didn't think they were as nice though I politely said they were nice. I then went out to get breakfast leaving this poor girl in her underwear

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago

Ok so what's the opposite gender equivalent of this. Asking for a friend.

[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago

"Dating apps don't work. Time to go act confused in a yoga class."

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

OOOOH now I get it lol. Guess I had to see it from a more personally relatable perspective.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Take your kid to the playground.

It's a perfect equivalent, because you'll get the occasional sexist saying vile things and forcing you to leave, too! But mostly, women will fawn over you.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

Even the dating market demands experience for an entry level position now.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

When I was a teenager, I used to walk my grandma's cute dog past the nearby all-girls school when the girls were coming out at the end of the schoolday.

Guy with cute dog + dozens of girls around = loads of attention ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Terrible advice for anyone who isn't the same age as teenage girls.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Supply and demand. Even ugly guys get attention in an all-female area.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

It's funny, two things that made it infinitely easier to pick up women were my wedding ring and my kids. Of course it's probably the complete lack of pressure, knowing I'm not actually picking up anyone. Always been a confidence issue.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

spending time with someone in a social environment over a period of several days.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Oh that's why I'm alone.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Fabric store

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Jesus christ, use a comma.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

It's working someone took the real bait!

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Until you're approached by a guy who's suspiciously obsessed with the Wehrmacht.

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago
  • Look confused in WW2 section

  • Get hit on by a bunch of Wehraboos

Damnit.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Either Wehraboos or Non-Credible Defense posters

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Her odds are good, but the goods are odd.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

"the WWII section" of what, IKEA?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

If you haven't checked out that section of IKEA, it's pretty great. The aircrafts take ages to build though.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Dude's never been to a museum

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

It's like anything adjacent to weapons or martial arts. The "experts" will pour out of the woodwork and bombard you with AKSHUALLY's....even though all you did was post a silly meme.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Broaden your selection by standing in the WWI section as well

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I hate that I saw the wooden thing behind her as an among us character

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

"I've tried to date this plane. Still don't know how old it is"

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Don't think you'd get anyone responding under the age of 60, unless she's looking for a dilf

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

i would say autistic ppl, but they probably would be more focused on the planes than the woman

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Never underestimate the power of infodumping a special interest

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

There are what a thousand or so real WW2 planes left? There are 4 billion woman. Clearly the planes should be the priority given their scarcity.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

My 3 yo son is interested in ww2 planes, this passion is inter-generational.

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