But a bit more south would be easier. Oh, wait.
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I could get on board with a moat around Texas and Florida
Check out bdonvr’s comment about the Okeechobee Waterway. We could just cut Florida off following that line, then we could build a bigger moat around Texas with all the money will save by letting Florida go!
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Most cost-effective would be to use the Photoshop eraser tool.
The Mississippi already does that, but south-north instead of east-west.
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Bonus question: would this make a new continent?
Then you'd need to dig really, really deep. Even deeper than where the Balrog lives.
Would the north and south go to war again for control?
Yes, but not for slavery this time, but for fresh water in the decades ahead of climate change. Those freshwater Great Lakes will be awfully attractive 100 years from now.
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We'd have to change all the names!
Canada's pants become Canada shorts and Canada socks
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First I was excited thinking about South Canada and North Mexico, but unfortunately they screwed up the one opportunity in history to fix Oklahoma's awkward 'protrusion', so I can't with a clean conscience support and vote for this. Better luck next time.
All you need is time and a LOT of shovels........
Nope. Just MS paint and one brush.
That's a gnarly cliff in Colorado
And if abandoned halfway we could just turn it into a park.
The Marjorie Harris Carr Cross Florida Greenway follows the path of the abandoned Cross Florida Barge Canal.
https://www.floridastateparks.org/learn/history-cross-florida-greenway
Ke~~~~ky.
Now build a land bridge and connect this up with Panama
I like this idea. However, I have one small issue: this river appears to go directly through my house...
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