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who shit my pants again
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from each according to their ability, to each according to their need, comrade. the Central Shit Bureau (accurately) decided that you were allocated 1 pantsworth of shit. in the future, they may allocate you more.
viva la revolución.
i've got poop coming out of my butt here i don't need more
from each according to their ability, to each according to their need. thank you for your service to the revolution, comrade. your next centrally-tabulated ration will arrive between the hours of 17:00 and 19:00 Moscow time.
resistance is designated counter-revolutionary activity and is punishable by death.
I didn't shit your pants
But I definitely peed in them
Probably Donald "The Drumpf Covfefe Cheeto" Trump. That's what happens if you don't vote for Biden, you get Trump's doodoo in your pants
Better motivation to vote than irl liberals can cook up 
Totally my fault... Had like 30 white castle burgers last night and it was just a cascade of terror and shame.
Me, I did.
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2024
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