getting fucking sick at the thought that i might only ever be a parkour noob

how the fuck are the krassensteins still around?

you're gonna have to talk to kendrick lamar about that one, friend

I'm gonna Pokemon GO to New Ho King and order fried rice with a dip sauce and some democracy, crodie!

laughing and loving live

Presidential Advisor Hunter Biden recently went on Good Morning America to talk about his father's legacy, what this country means to his family, and even shared his grandmother's recipe for crack cocaine

back off, don't fuck my mom

begone, sir please don't fuck my mom

bread and butt hair

this lady sounds cool as hell and i would be happy to eat green tea pocky with her, lady and the tramp style

honestly this place is good to rehabilitate yourself after periods of isolation but you gotta go out there and eat dog shit sometimes. it's part of learning to be more social. real life challenges us in ways that this place can't and that's a good thing

this is giving me a lot of hope, thank you

https://tankie.tube/ works for me