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Eldritch Potato (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 84 points 3 weeks ago

This is just proof of the peak performance of CHONK. Prioritizing energy storage is a great strategy utilized by many different organisms even as distantly related as animals and plants. You can afford to send out more shoots than a seraphim has eyes when you were born from the ground gently swaddled in a metric fuckton of starch you generational wealth inheriting bastard. But like it or not, this is peak evolutionary performance.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

You can afford to send out more shoots than a seraphim has eyes when you were born from the ground gently swaddled in a metric fuckton of starch you generational wealth inheriting bastard.

You really have a way with words 😂

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I dream of one day being a famous copypasta author.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

poor thing, tried really hard till the last minute

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

It tried so hard and grew so far, but in the end it didn't find the right matter.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Tried really hard to summon a portal to Oblivion.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

The potatoes are not what they seem

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like the thing.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Where's the fucking router"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

You are growing red weed.

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