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Pissing is fun but pooping i just hate it why oh why poop why oh why oh why so much poop.

Maybe i wouldn't hate it as much if i just accepted i have a gluten allergy instead of living in denial so i can eat bread that isn't made out of depression and sawdust.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just hold it in then. Not pooping will increase your productivity and maximize your contribution to the economy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

On that poopless grindset training my intenstines to compress it into diamonds so I can sell as a side hustle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yesss agreed. You can get away without peeing for a good while too if you sweat lots but it's not like you can sweat away your poop

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I agree, pissing is superior to pooping

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Get a bidet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This but unironically.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pooping is fun, everyone poops! Embrace your inner poop, after it leaves your body.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Getting myself a poop shelf toilet so i can give my turds an hour long speech about our journey together before flushing them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's way more satisfying to do a big poop than to do a big piss, checkmate tankies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Wrong a big piss is superior