What if the yuri court from Yurikuma Arashi was a real court but instead of whatever it was doing in that it handed out absurd and horrible punishments to anyone who did yuri bait (hexbear.net)

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Damn too bad Jellyfish Can't Swim in the Night only got 7 episodes, that seventh episode was so good it surely it would have gone great places from there, there's no way anyone could have fucked that up and made it fall flat. Kano and Mahiru literally rode off together into the sunset on a motorcycle after holding hands on the beach and each admitting that her driving motivation is wanting to do things for the other, sure would have liked to see the rest of that story.

Anyways, what was I talking about? Ah yes, and the punishment would be getting eaten by yurikumas or turned into one or whatever the fuck the court was doing, making characters into surreal allegories for repression and ostracization I guess. That's the one, I want anyone who does yuri bait to be turned into a surreal allegory for repression and ostracization.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

sicko-hippie yes-hahaha-yes-l

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

you have no idea how happy it makes me to see a Yurikuma reference in 2024 <3

fuck, this is badposting uhhhhhhhhhh border-rightless beanis border-leftless

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Uncritical support fidel-salute

I have a shameful fondness for anime and manga but I legit quit looking for gay shit due to just this type of crap.

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