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[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago

Here's how to become a multi-millionaire:

  1. Start out as a billionaire
  2. Be really bad with money
[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

A small (big) loan (tax-exempt gift) of 1 (fifteen) million dollars

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

That's a long way to say "I blew 3,059,000 of my millionaire parents money with no consequence"

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I am worth $19m, I inherited $22m... maybe this person shouldn't give financial advice.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

90% sure this is a bit. Really hoping this is a bit

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

And 8 bits make up a byte

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

It’s a bit it must be

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's obviously a bit, the punchline is delivered perfectly.

It is a bit

But the person is real

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Execute, execute, execute!

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