this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
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The advertisement said “Shredded cheese with bacon and jalapeños”. It was $10.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Did they just open a bag of frozen fries and let them thaw on the counter before serving?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I virtually never return food. But I'd sure as hell return that.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

None of this looks like food.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It barely even looks like food components.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Damn OP you in prison?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Fucking yikes, I would not have paid for that. Looks like it was already eaten once.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reminds me of ordering* ‘Cajun fries’ at that one American fast food diner with the black and white checkerboard. They literally charge you a quarter more to sprinkle the same Cajun seasoning that’s on your table. Holy fuck… I was more than a little pissed when I saw that after sitting down.

[–] TowardsTheFuture 8 points 1 month ago

Mmm boiled fries with milk

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Jesus Christ. I just saw the body of your post which implies that this was something you had to pay for. Were you by chance the victim in a prank show?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And it’s in a takeout container, which means you paid too much for it and it was cold and soggy when you finally got it.

F

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Even worse, a takeout container next to a box with packing peanuts in it. Did they get soggy fries shipped to them?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What the absolute fuck is wrong with those jalapenos? Almost thought it was sauce but it's only on the inside of the peppers. Are they not ripe? 🤢

Also: Where the motherfuckin' cheese at?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I've cut up a lot of jalapeños and I've never seen them do this, it's upsetting.

I simply must believe it's cheese somehow. Somehow!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was so confused by the round white bits, my brain kept saying "mushrooms" because of the colour but also recognising it isn't mushroom shaped, took me far too long to realise it was jalapenos covered in some sort of sauce/dressing.. Either way, that looks grim.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I thought it was mold 😬

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I didn't even know that could be accomplished

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ok wow this is truly shitty. Everything looks soggy and sad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pitiful rubbery bacon, greasy unmelted shredded “cheese”, and whatever that white shit on the jalapeños is. I might have smashed that container face down on the counter if someone handed me that.

10/10 post

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Someone should go to jail for this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Looks like someone ate shitty barbecue then puked on raw fries.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm a little conflicted about whether this is clearly shit or some pretty dope ass fries

It depends on the quality of the fries and the cheese (and the jalapenos), which I'll assume is poor and the overall product is therefore shit, but ngl I was hankering for them a little when I saw those big jalapeno slices

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Call the health department on that place.