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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

I bought a warhammer, and then I thought to myself, "You know what's better than having a warhammer...?"

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

I got my buddy a so called tactical Warhammer for Christmas once. Upon unboxing he immediately when into his backyard and obliterated a cinder block. Never seen that guy look so happy.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I started off with melons and coconuts but have switched to filling up old yogurt tubs with water and freezing them and then smashing the ice blocks. Less cleanup.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

10/10 fine purchase.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"You know what's better than having a warhammer...?"

Playing Warhammer?

Jkjk, that's a much more expensive hobby than collecting historical weapons

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

A friend of mine is battling cancer. He had a wish list of stuff he was asking for that he was hoping people would provide - just basic stuff like snacks to munch on, etc. At the end of the list, as a joke, he put "a katana".

So I bought him a katana. He was so fucking happy, and I was happy, too.

Fuck cancer. Buy swords.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Getting someone a gift they truly love is better than any gift I've ever received. You're a good friend.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you. I try. I haven't always been, but I think I'm getting better every day. Work in progress.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

I have been influenced by the motto "Buy once cry once" several times even when "Buy nunce cry nunce" would have also worked.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus would approve.

Then He said to them, “But now, he who has a money bag, let him take it, and likewise a knapsack; and he who has no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one. — Luke 22:36

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but a third isn't necessary.

“Look, Lord,” they replied, “we have two swords among us.”
“That’s enough,” he said.


Luke 22:38 (NLT)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's a very dangerous philosophy

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Is the professor saying to buy more because the money will be of no use beyond the grave or saying buy less because the useless crap you bought will be of no use beyond the grave?

this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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