this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

His parents really understood that your name defines who you are

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they were hoping that he’d have a lucrative rap career rather than living up to his name literally

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Imagine giving your kid a rap name in the hopes that they would become a famous rapper, and lil' Keemo turns out to be some dumb pediatric oncologist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Maybe, but his parents definitely are.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

He looks like Dr. Cox if he was from Florida.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Michael: Your felon's name is Felony?

Dwight: Maybe that's why he became a felon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

My spoon's too big.