Is this is what happens when you don't assume a spherical cow?

they forgot to model the ~~aero~~methane-spike from the cow fart.

I mean it definitely reduces over all drag.

Calculations are simpler if …….. you assume a spherical cow!

As they say, knowledge is power, France is bacon.

Reminds me of this gem

This is udderly ridiculous

Makes it look like this cow is speedy as fuck

i need to know its power level.

Is its drag coefficient better than a modern day SUV's?

France is Bacon

"Against the twister, Betsy stands alone."

But is it more aerodynamic than a brick?

"...and at the quarter turn, odds fav Merry Bell is running a full length behind Morning Milk. Morning Milk won the Nickel Pasture Jaunt last week..."

Turbulence in da ass

Fetchez la vache!

It helps you aim when you decide to pull a Genghis Khan and launch them from catapults at your enemies

This is why my plan to put wings and a rocket on a cow actually made sense!

Take that, you luddite aspca goons! That cow would have revolutionized human travel!

https://youtu.be/JQ8jGqdE2iw

I know what to do with this information!

Rotate it in my mind. It’s free. No one can stop me.

You are steered for takeoff.

Further testing

Will this increase the quality of our weather and climate models?

Mmmm, yes; science is most excellent: Ballistic Beef™

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