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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this is what happens when you don't assume a spherical cow?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought you're supposed to assume a vacuum.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Assume both otherwise we have to face center of gravity issues.

Maybe let the cow be a point mass?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That does tend to simplify the aerodynamics modeling

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they forgot to model the ~~aero~~methane-spike from the cow fart.

I mean it definitely reduces over all drag.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If we install a nozzle with a check valve leaving the methane out but no flames in, we could build pulse jet driven bionic cows.

This wouldn’t change the aerodynamics at all but definitely increase the cows speed and reduce the global warming effect a bit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Not sure if this is [email protected] or [email protected]. Maybe a bit of both.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Calculations are simpler if …….. you assume a spherical cow!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That is an assumption that a physicist would do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Cows can only be assumed to be spherical for thermodynamic purposes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As they say, knowledge is power, France is bacon.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks. If anyone in the future asks my opinion regarding breast size, I can safely say that a preliminary study has shown that, aerodynamically speaking, it is better to have large breasts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if you’re facing the wind directly. In other orientations it may not be ideal. The analysis appears incomplete.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Allright, another qualifier to my statement it is. 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is fantastic, lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This is udderly ridiculous

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Makes it look like this cow is speedy as fuck

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

i need to know its power level.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is its drag coefficient better than a modern day SUV's?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everything is better than modern day SUVs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's fuel efficiency sure is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Definitely better than a Jeep Wrangler.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

France is Bacon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"Against the twister, Betsy stands alone."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

But is it more aerodynamic than a brick?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"...and at the quarter turn, odds fav Merry Bell is running a full length behind Morning Milk. Morning Milk won the Nickel Pasture Jaunt last week..."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Turbulence in da ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Fetchez la vache!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It helps you aim when you decide to pull a Genghis Khan and launch them from catapults at your enemies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is why my plan to put wings and a rocket on a cow actually made sense!

Take that, you luddite aspca goons! That cow would have revolutionized human travel!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I know what to do with this information!

Rotate it in my mind. It’s free. No one can stop me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You are steered for takeoff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Will this increase the quality of our weather and climate models?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Mmmm, yes; science is most excellent: Ballistic Beef™

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