Depends on if they are paying and if I need to fart on a cake first.
Lmao
There's a reference I haven't heard of in a very long time... God my brain is internet poisoned.
Of course.
This have anything to do with that scent fetish post?
Lmao that's good.
You said you wanted to be HexBear famous too... This might be the bit that gets you there, but being known as a guy who's into farts is a monkey's paw my friend. 
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