That shit is so funny to me. Like when you boil it down to the bones all this "trad" shit is them trying to find a higher authority so they can be good little obedient drones because the secret to every authoritarian is that they love being told what to do. But they can't even do that right because their internet-brained contrarianism worms have burrowed too deep to let go.

In a decade they'll be scolding Wahhabi clerics or some shit after converting to Islam in their never ending quest to find the ultimate trad fix.

That would be either Jesus, Pepin the Short, or Benito Mussolini, depending who you ask.