46th President of the United State Joe Biden Dead in Apparent Spray Tan Accident (hexbear.net)

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White House Doctors report that Joe Biden has passed away today in an apparent spray tan overdose. White House Doctors state that the formula for the former Presidents spray tan contained lead, asbestos and plutonium.

Always remember to read the safety instructions before using chemical products.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

flew too close to the sun brump

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

the plutonium-free formulas just don't give you the same glow, y'know

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Honestly surprised he survived it.

this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2024

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