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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Thinking about when Kate Moss said nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels but she's British so that was probably true. Unfortunately I live within walking distance from a taco bell and everything tastes great

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

You just do cocaine until crunchwraps don’t taste good anymore.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

When even that doesn’t help you can hope the septum collapse does the trick

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

All that walking must count for something

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The British nobility committed genocide all over the globe for centuries in the pursuit of spices, and the British people never had access to pepper til 2014.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's the most exotic spice they use to this day

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I don't know if you're trying to make a joke, but your second statement is incorrect

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Really? They had pepper before 2014? No way!

(yes, that's sarcasm).

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Tacobell sucks they always get my order wrong and the food is aggressively mid.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

She's British, so it's all much easier of course.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago

Op has one taste bud and it's set to msg

[-] [email protected] -5 points 1 week ago

Thanks Kate, for supporting unrealistic body standards.

this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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