You just do cocaine until crunchwraps don’t taste good anymore.
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When even that doesn’t help you can hope the septum collapse does the trick
All that walking must count for something
The British nobility committed genocide all over the globe for centuries in the pursuit of spices, and the British people never had access to pepper til 2014.
That's the most exotic spice they use to this day
I don't know if you're trying to make a joke, but your second statement is incorrect
Really? They had pepper before 2014? No way!
(yes, that's sarcasm).
Tacobell sucks they always get my order wrong and the food is aggressively mid.
She's British, so it's all much easier of course.
Op has one taste bud and it's set to msg
Thanks Kate, for supporting unrealistic body standards.