My dwarfs in Dwarf Fortress when the seeds for an entire fort are stored in a single cloth bag, and a raven just dropped a seed on the ground outside in the furthest most inaccessible location on the map. Therefore there will be no planting this month.
We must C O L L E C T
I live a quarter mile from a gym that I have to drive to because I have to cross a five-lane highway.
I bet you don't complain about traffic though and instead complain about lack of sensible infrastructure
Nah, one more lane should fix it. 
j/k yes
Where do these lycra wearing assholes get off riding side by side, I rage inside my 3-person-wide-vehicle with 2 seats, all of them except mine empty
Complaining about using cars, but also complaining about not using cars enough. Curious. Smdh, velocipede vanguard can't make up its mind.
Easy: Either drive a Renault Twizzy or similar, otherwise; obligated Ride Share within 20% of your trip distance. You gotta register your car rides with the FAA now, fucker.
My favorite are the people who hate the big city because of the traffic, but are also opposed to any alternative form of transportation (bike lanes, trains) that would take more vehicles off the roads.
I've been coal rolled, had beer cans and other garbage thrown at me and almost clipped nearly every time I go out biking. And I live in a town with some decent bike infrastructure. If I ever retaliated, you can bet these assholes would be on Facebook in an instant talking about how aggressive and entitled cyclists are.
A local boomer started going off about their politics. Alongside global warming and covid denialism, her big thing was hating bike lanes because "a bike causes a four mile traffic jam".
Live happybadger reaction: 
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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