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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Two new squares appear. H9 and A0. Each contains a portal to the other.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

A changelog of this week's moves appears in B4

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A full set of red pieces are placed on the board on random squares.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Communist Invasion

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

GDI construction yard builds a power plant in H4

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Are we going for a Mammoth Tank at some point?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

The knights all unionise and start a protest

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Against all probability a sperm whale is called into existence along side a bowl of petunias several miles above the surface of the chess board.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The board is now injera and is flooded with various Ethiopian stews and vegetable dishes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That sounds delicious.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A knight on each size moves to an open field and grow to be 2x their original size.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

electrolytes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The white pieces permanently rename themselves into the black pieces.

The black pieces permanently rename themselves into the pink pieces.

They refuse any moves directed at their deadnames.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Run those rules sequentially, every piece is a pink piece.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Didn’t think of that, i had it the other way around originally and thought the flow was better this way,

The flow of anarchy surely is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Zerg Invasion

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Each piece moves one square up, wrapping around to the start it they are at the end of the board.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The Doctor arrives on h2

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Both kings get afflicted with explosive diarrhea

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Construct more pylons

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The two rice corns start to play a smaller game of chess against each other

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Column E becomes flooded and is now only navigable by flying units

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Both Black Knights do the Cha-Cha Slide

[–] Honytawk 2 points 1 month ago

A giant takes a bite out of the chessboard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's just a jump to the left...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

One knight becomes Pinkie Pie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

both kings enter a suicide pact and capture each other

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm putting Teya in a face-down position

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Black Knight to G0 for the check