How the fuck is this not an onion article?!?
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The last few years I've been using this quote so much: "Reality is stranger than fiction because fiction must make sense"
Random is so fun.
If multiverse theory is correct. Somewhere there is not only a universe with a vagina bay with the same iceburg.
But also an arsehole city and a dildo shaped asteroid heading there. I propose we call that asteroid little green man.
The dildo of justice arrives unexpectedly and unlubed.
And very, very cold.
Still massive for that Temperatur
What an odd article title this turned out to be
it's real, huh
Had to check the date it was posted because I was absolutely convinced that was an April fools joke.
i bet the person who wrote this article was smiling like an idiot all the way through
The earth is healing.
Seems more like it is creating a successor.
heyo
This is the most powerful ice to ever burg.
Too bad it didn't remain erect very long.
Weirder than fiction.
it didn't last long
Gold.
Or maybe a tiny bit of AI magic
It was artificially, ahem…. enhanced