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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gay furries hacking right-wing think tanks. What a world to live in. Maybe this is what left-wing hackers should be doing? Not hacking poor saps downloading torrents, but right-wingers and their unthink tanks.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What? A good chunk of hackers are left-wing and go after authoritarian or repressive targets. I have no idea what you’re referring to unless you’re talking about the recent Korean ISP story which is so far off from your categorization.

The other option is Poe’s Law.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Excuse me but "right-wing" and "think" should never be in the same sentence unless that sentence is "the right-wing morons tried to think, but they're too damn stupid."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Musk's website is likely not the place to go when you want to talk about your cybercrime. Hell I doubt most Mastodon servers would be the right venue for that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Revolutionaries in the 1910's through 1970's: Baddass mofos with automatic rifles and no fear of death.

Revolutionaries today: Gay dudes dressed up like cartoon animals with an internet connection.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you, those fur suits cost thousands of dollars cause they are lined with Kevlar! /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

decades of safety research ftw

but why are they revolutionaries

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Furry twink tank breaches right-wing think tank