this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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[alt text: An image of a human finger sitting at the base of the stairway to heaven, looking up at a gathering of other disembodied human fingers saying, "Come join us". The image has a caption that says: "Heaven gaining new fingers every 4th of July".]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cathedral of Manus Metyr be like

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Count Ymir approves

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

My anxious cat agrees.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

For fucking sure. The local lost dog Facebook had 102 posts in 20 hours thanks to the 4th. Not to mention people with PTSD and all the fucking litter and shit air quality

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

since there was no actual primary this year to use this format for, it's been repurposed :P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess heaven is at that stage of diversity where you start showing just 2 ethnicities, and it'll take a while for more to show up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I would estimate that the majority of fingers blown off on 4th of July come from white Americans.