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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I can't support Lord Baltimore, as I live in America and can't vote in England.

By the way, why doesn't Harry Potter simply defeat Lord Voldemort by launching a successful campaign to abolish the House of Lords? No more Lords, no more Lord Voldemort. It's as simple as that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Níl Baile an Tí Mhóir i Sasana!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

(Baile an Tí Mhóir is not in England)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't even know who that is soviet-chad

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would vote for Voldemort IN A COMA if he could BEAT TRUMP! maybe-later-kiddo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I would vote for him, even if he were attached to the back of Putler's head if it meant defeating the evil Cheeto Man. Having no nose is one thing, but a Cheeto Man is a true affront to God.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Tom Marvolo Trump

That’s right. Just rearrange the letters.

“I am Lord Barron”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I don't like Voldemort either, but this is the most important election of our lives and we need to stop Trump

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

HA, you did say it. You said the name of he who must not be named. Thought you were the biggest lib around these parts, didn't yousmuglord

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I just feel like he would strengthen NATO.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Not me I support hillary clinton. She is the chosen one. 😌