this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2024
31 points (94.3% liked)

badposting

321 readers
275 users here now

badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

founded 8 months ago
MODERATORS
 

Damn there's dysentery among the ranks

top 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn that's fucked. I heard they're also shitting their pants a lot too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its apparently a russian bioweapon that's causing heavy duty shitting. Its called havana syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Havana wash my underwear separately with extra bleach, am I right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Biden needs a fruit cleanse that'll fix him right up and cure his brain problems.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If that means dropping like 20 or more watermelons on his head. Yes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All at the same time or 1 at a time over like several minutes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

One at a time sounds good

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Dividin with Biden

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That A24 Civil War film's alliances map isn't looking so funny anymore, is it tankies??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Dems who want a doo doo ass president vs the Dems who want a pee pee butt president. The battle of the century

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)