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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

What if his name was Donald Trump and he played trumpet in a ska band?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

What if it was tronald dump instead

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

what if instead of donald trump his name was grumping crunt and he had something to do with plasma

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

cronald dump

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is the secret to how Ben Crump won all his cases

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

what if instead of donald trump his name was donald dump and he was really good at shidding?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if his name was Donald Crunk and he toured with Lil Jon and Three 6 Mafia?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What if his name was donald cunk and he made documentaries