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I.e. hiring some Mexicans to do it, and then bitching about Mexicans stealing our jobs.

Nah. We spend all our time making sure that the other person can't do the work. The worst fucking thing on earth is someone allowed to actually just do their job.

Even better: it still makes sense in every order. Try vertical.

Oooh, burn! (but not as bad as the STD 😜)

As a Dallas resident, I'd assert that the cowboy hat is a fairly common accessory for women. Not so much for men until you get way out into the rural areas. (Fort Worth Stockyards notwithstanding)

It's actually against the flag code, which is not law. So it's at worst deeply disrespectful, depending on how seriously you take that kind of thing. But we also have this freedom of expression thing going on, which includes being obnoxious or disrespectful, so one might have a hard time getting the flag code into law in the first place.

And also for your information, that is clearly a picture of uh, "American actress Jaime Pressly" who is totally a completely different person.

I saw two different women wearing something similar last night. The cowboy hats were those cheap distressed straw hats, though.