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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DBZ: a heartwarming tale of the unlikely alliance between a bumbling proletarian and a prince destined to inherit only the shame of being space-SS for an edgelord robot prince who conquered his people.

Along the way we learn all kinds of neat stuff: you CAN fuck hot, murderous androids and get them pregnant. Do not ask further. Also, if you get really super mad because your friend died and/or some pleb-ass monkey guy is making you, the monkey prince, look shitty, you’ll turn into a blond haired, green eyed Aryan masterrace monkey who shoots bigger laserballs.

Sometimes I really reflect on the useless tomes of knowledge packed into my brain and wonder what stuff I forgot in order to remember plot points to DBZ, for example.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what doesnt kill you, makes you incredibly weak

Norm MacDonald

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Measles moment.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"My dad used to say 'whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger'. That was until the accident!"

I forget which comedian said that first.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Friedrich Nietzsche

Apparently, syphillis didn't made him stronger.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Been grinding since I was 5

…when can I stop?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Insert that meme where that skeleton is grinding himself to death

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am compelled to make it known that Vegeta finally beat Kakarot in the latest movie, Dragon Ball Super: Super Heroes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Vegeta is the real main character with an actual character development.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

All I got was PTSD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I usually curl up into a ball and think of big boobs.