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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

C'mon man, this information would be very handy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

But costs an arm or a leg to find out.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My mother had a personal experience with quicksand. Unlike the movies, its name is correct. She was just suddenly stuck in it up to her knees.

So now you all know.

Also, it wasn't in the jungle, it was in Canada, so she had to rely on being pulled out by my uncle since no vines were around.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Fun fact, the “Quick” part of it is an old timey synonym of “Living”. So basically, Living Sand. It’s the same thing with Quick Silver (mercury).

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that why that movie was called "The Quick and the Dead"?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Yeah, and apparently that phrase dates back to at least a 1526 translation of the Bible. It’s old.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

That fact really was fun!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When a fetus starts to move: “quickening”

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This is a fun fact!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She should’ve just lassoed a passing moose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A moose once bit my sister

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or reached for a maple tree's branch.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

Peanut butter. According to many scientist lava has the consistency of peanut butter.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is dangerous information for me as I like peanut butter a lot. Now I must beware the glowing forbidden peanut butter.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The spiciest of spicy peanut sauces

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Man I could go for some spicy peanut sauce chicken or something right now too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Blow on it first,it's hot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I always thought the lava buckets in Minecraft looked really tasty

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But have they actually touched it?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whenever I see videos of them breaking into a fresh stream of it to collect some in a bucket, it looks less viscous than that.

(Maybe I'm just used to the bad peanut butter with the trans fats that keep it from separating, and the natural stuff is thinner?)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It is thinner, and would absolutely pour off a spoon slowly like lava.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alot of pain followed by nothing except for a ring of pain around you the arm where the lava hasn’t completely burnt your free nerve endings off and pain in any flesh exposed to the radiative heat coming off the lava. So basically just a lot of pain.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ring? In lava? Idk about that

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lava is molten rock. It is still incredibly dense, if it wasn't burning hot you could walk on it. How would you plunge a whole arm in?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Very dense, yes, but stuff can be very dense and have low viscosity at the same time. Lava has a viscosity similar to peanut butter is what I've heard. You can push stuff down into it, it just requires some force to prevent the stuff from floating back to the top.

You could in principle walk on lava, either by moving quickly enough that you stay on top, or by protecting your legs enough that you could sink in maybe around knee deep where you would float.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like you are challenging me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Mercury is denser than steel, but Cody could still plunge his whole arm into a bathtub of it if he tried

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

-Leonard McCoy, 2286

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aren't you supposed to be dead from the radiant heat before you even get close enough to plunge a ~~ring~~ arm in lava?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No. Not all lava is the same temp.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ah well good to know, in case I ever run into a lava pit thps3 custom park style I can know it may be safe to kickflip over.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

But you can't be sure.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I can't find a legitimate source for this man actually existing. Do you happen to have any?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I have no idea if it's real or a joke. Googling it is just showing me more memes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

More like lose-a-limb-to-know basis

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is actually very fucked. He literally sacrificifed a few billion cells of his own, and now he is refusing to respond how to burn up less cells to reach consensus of how many cells it takes to feel lava.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm gonna take a guess here and say it feels hot. Very very hot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depending on how hot. Only for a bit as the nerves are destroyed. The body part near the lava that didnt get completely destroyed? Absolutely excruciating.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The pain doesn't always stop when the nerves are severed. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_pain

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The librul deep state told him to not say!
Doing it awakens you, brings about awareness that libruls are transsexual mooslem communist lizards!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It feel spicy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'd love to let you know, but you're not on the list, so...

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