I did not need to know what catturd looks like
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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I was picturing an incredible mullet tbh
Famous leftist, Taylor Swift.
Ho Chi Swift
Taylor Guevara
surprised these aren't hexbear users
It's not too late to pen The Condition of Roadies in the Live Music Circuit, and then homoerotically befriend and sponsor a disabled communist intellectual, Ms. Swift.
P.S. please also take over Amtrak and make it super fast and reliable so that you can trade that silly jet in for a lovely train car 
Who?
Idk a country singer
Why is he named after cat poopie
Catturd is just a terminally online Twitter guy, like Jeff Tiedrich for Republicans.
any fucking questions?
Such a great bit.
he's a stray-dog-killing enthusiast
Republicans strike again with their dog murder platform
What a perfectly cromulent fuckcrustable of a headline. Dommy needy drinky 
Did we claim private-jet-girl?
I do fear cat turds, i have both cat and a nose.
CAT TURD! 
Dogs fear him
Wait catturd isn't a literal child.
Jesus christ that's embaressing.
I expected Catturd to look way worse
Anybody who has a username related to feces is, by default, a blockhead. Since I made this rule one dozen years ago, I have not once seen a single exception.