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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I thought you was black, man?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

username checks out

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

“Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Hack the Gibson

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OP's name is pretty apropos 😅

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Checks the fuck out 💯

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I loved this movie. I'm not gonna change my mind!

I'm also not gonna watch it again any time soon ...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Yes you will.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Prodigy has entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That OST is full of great tracks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They also released two “inspired by the movie hackers” albums that were just as good!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

The things you do to get your hands on a Gibson.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always forget Matthew Lillard is like 6’5” (195cm). I know he’s tall but damn they must have him standing in a trench or put his costars on boxes to level shots a bit because he’s towering over everyone in that pic and he’s not even standing up straight lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They had him do that thing where you kneel on top of your shoes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They Dorf'd him.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Hack the planet!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Hack the planet!!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Its in that place where I put that thing that time."

[–] FryHyde 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the first line I think of whenever anyone mentions this movie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i never knew pete davidson played acid burn. til!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a fake picture, I see no furries

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Makes aeroplane noises and gestures above head

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Crowdstrike the planet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do, people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Good song tho.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like angelina Jolie's career peaked at this point

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't think so, she was better known for Mr and Mrs Smith and Lara Croft but whatever she did in Salt was what tanked her and justifiably so

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Can't believe people just blame Salt when Wanted was way worse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is Salt worth watching at all?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I saw it at the cinema and vaguely remember enjoying it well enough. It's not a great movie, but it's not awful, either. I didn't know that it was supposed to be terrible; it looks like reviewers gave it a slightly better than average score.

I don't expect ever to watch it a second time, if that helps.

Lara Croft and the Cradle of Life, though... All I can remember about it now is that afterwards, my friends and I agreed that we should've trusted our instincts and just walked out after about 30 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's amazing and needs a universe of tv shows and movies

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're just trying to get me to sit through a bad time, I know it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Not at all!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Razor and Blade should be real

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, they're leet