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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Be top left quadrant

Include Yang Wen-li, several kings and Meruem, literally an inhuman hive king, also Kamina from Gurren Lagann for some reason

jesse-wtf

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Kamina from Gurren Lagann for some reason

Leftcom Kamina piloting the Super Galaxy Armchair Laggan against the anti-spirals (revisionism)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It gets wilder as they try and explain their reasoning they have a whole pepe-silvia of the chart explaining lmfao

This is some epic brain stuff

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That chart is gold! Pink Capitalism in the lower right corner. Nazism, to the left of regular Aristocracy and Colonialism, Fordism and Ghengis Khan.

Neoliberalism being less authoritarianist than Liberalism and Liberalism being to the right of Neo-Liberalism, mfw.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The fuck do they think "Ghenghis Khanism" is?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The creator is correct; they have lost their mind.

Though purely by accident, they got Yang Wen-li and Reinhard von Lohengramm pretty spot-on.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Tbh i would move Yang one place left and one place down maybe and Reinhard one place left since in Universe he is significantly historicaly progressive force in context of the empire ,economicaly and ploiticaly. Lotgh cast may be the only one that you can make a non cursed political alignment chart based on in universe politics and coherent lines

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This is so wrong it makes me wanna screm

Why is Luffy on the right... MOTHER FUCKING LUFFY

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Putting Eren to the left of Luffy is amazing posting in a way. Spectacular brain

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

On the other hand, they correctly placed Naruto in the radlib zone

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I hardly recognize any of these faces and even I can tell that this chart is complete nonsense

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I don't know enough about anime to understand this chart.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

ah yes Chairman Keel and Lelouch Vi Britannia, strange bedfellows brought together by their shared love for Marxism-Leninism