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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Half Captain But The Other Half This Time

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I kekked at the lieutenant and how it's said in the US and in the UK, with the "leftenant" one being used when the full pip is on the left

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What about rightenant tho?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Harry Kim to his friends.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Sub Commander? Is Starfleet in charge of operating submarines on water planets?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I mean there was that one episode where Tom took the Delta Flyer into the water planet like a submarine.

But also T'Pol was a subcommander, albeit in the Vulcan High Command.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Yes, but in those situations Starfleet temporarily becomes SeaQuest.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Romulans have subcommanders.

[–] Honytawk 4 points 1 month ago

No, its to be the play thing of the Dom commander

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Navigation is handled by Cetaceans.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like an antipope but for captaining.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes but there have also been antipopes on a handful of occasions. If I'm ever thinking about an antipope, it is almost always because of this though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's precisely what I meant. Antipope Zladko the 666th, but captain.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

See Picard in the anti-timeline from “All Good Things”.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The ship has matter/antimatter injectors.

So the captain is in charge of the matter. And the anticaptain is in charge of the antimatter. It's pretty straightforward.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Lol .... thanks for mentioning it because when I first flashed through the list I thought it was ...

Anticipation

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You eat them before dessert at the captain's dinner. Like how down in the engineering mess they serve pasta and antipasto.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is funny and all, but does anyone have a link to the actual guide to Starfleet ranks?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably memory alpha is the best bet. The actual on screen canon is kind of slippery though. For example, O'Brien's title of "Chief" is never really clarified very much. (He is potentially the first enlisted member of Starfleet to get any level of characterization.)

And every series likes to redesign the uniforms.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

There should be a wag the dog story about a captain taken hostage who uses his pins in rare communications to morse-code the coordinates to the viewer while the enemy doesn't know the ranks and only occasionally notices that the pins aren't the same as yesterday.

Only for the other side to subsequentially promote them to a Decorated Grade-A Admiral of the Quadrant in Chief 8-days-in-8-hours Research and Medical Engineer of Friday Night Alamo Roleplaying and the Borg Pong Champion of the Star Fleet making them 16-pin worthy to speed things up.

Subsequently inspiring a drinking game of repeating made-up ranks with adding another one among ensigns.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

TIL Commode Door is a rank. Is that role tasked with containing the dark humours?

Inb4: yes, I know it's "commodore."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The more I look, the better it gets.

Super-ensign

That almost sounds legit. I can see someone thinking "well, they're not promotion material, but they're also far-and-away the best Ensign we have on the whole ship..."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I saw this earlier today, quickly glanced at it and didn't realise it was so much satire. P in Morse code haha the commode door

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Colonel of Truth is a great one